Hello everyone!  So, anyways...a midget walks up to the tee box at a golf course.  he takes a practice swing and then he approaches the ball.  he swing with all of his might.  After he hits the ball he yells, "TWO!"

That's my joke for the day.  Natalie somehow contracted pink-eye this yesterday, so she's not doing to well.  I have to remember to keep my hands clean and I should be okay.  My friend,. Tim Brown, is coming to visit me from Indianapolis tonight.  He will be staying with me all weekend.  It will be good to see him.

Okay so here are my takes on reality TV this week.  First, CONSTANTINE!!!  He was so one of the best.  Why is that big ol' galoot, Scott Savol still on there?  He is no good and neither is Anthony Federov.  I'm pretty ticked about the whole deal.  Survivor, hello!  The girls are in trouble now.  The guys are going to annihilate them all. 

Well, that's all the wisdom that I have for today, but for another joke and more wisdom tune in, in the future.  Love you Chad and Matt.  Peace out,

Josh

Well, it's been an eventful day.  I got up early this morning and met Natalie's grandfather for breakfast at McDonald's.  I had the Bacon-Egg Bagel Sandwich.  I wanted to try a McGriddle, but I haven't heard very good things about them.  Does anyone like them?  I have been on the go since then, until this afternoon.  What happened this afternoon you might ask?..........I got hit with some of Montezuma's Revenge, or diarheah (not sure how to spell it) as most people call it.  I hate having it.  Your butt burns and well...you know!!!

Other than that, it's been a good day minus all this rain we're getting.  It's rained all week and supposed to keep raining.  Well, I should just be happy to be indoors.  Gotta run, bye.

Well, hello to everyone!  It was 85 degrees here on Wednesday and it snowed all weekend with a wind chill in the low 20's.  Somebody explain what the heck is all that about.  Well, I don't have a lot of updating to give.  Life is good, marriage is great, and the benefits of marriage are even greater, but who cares!!!

Matt-what is this about Romania?  Are you seriously moving there?  If you do then I say way to go.  You have to follow God's call, wherever that takes you.  Also, what was the relationship thing about in your posting?  Do you have a significant other?  Matthew, how do you do it?  You devil, you.  Well, I hope that you keep me updated on everything going on. 

I hope that everyone has a great day and that it's warmer wherever you are as opposed to where I am.

Peace out,

JOsh

Hey everyone!

I heard an awesome story today about a cat that thought a man's private was a play toy.  It's absolutely hilarious!!!  Anyways, I went to get our church van inspected and the police officers that were supposed to inspect it showed up three hours late.  Needless to say, my day has been non-productive ever since.  It's all good though, because Natalie and I are taking in a movie and we're hanging out together for the evening.  It should be real fun.  Well, I hope everyone is having a good day. 

Chad-good to hear from you as always!!

Matt-sorry I don't call, but minutes are expensive.  Oh, and by the way, you probably didn't get the memo but when I said that Matt was my favorite youth member, I meant Matt Stroud.  Sorry for the misunderstanding.  Talk to you later.

JOSh

Good Day to everyone!  I just got back from Indiana.  I went to their Fine Arts Festival to watch my little brother compete in the drum solo competition.  He advanced to Nationals.  He was so awesome.  I visited my former youth pastor's church in Indianapolis and the service was awesome.  I am back in the office at work and am working on getting some things done; however, I found time to update due to all of the harrassment that I've been getting.  I hope all are well and if you post comments, I will update.  I promise this time!!! 

Well, it's time to make like a fetus and head out of this mother, so...

Peace and love to all!

Josh